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января 05 Mathematical Conclusion For Life?Investigation 1: Success in life
Kara Media Presents the logical, yet mathematical conclusion to achieving success in life:
From a strictly mathematical viewpoint, the following is what Kara Media investigated:
What makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?
After a great deal of investigation, Kara Media's Chief Executive Alexander Karapetian has produced a conclusion that is mathematically correct. Observe:
If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26
Then:
H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98% K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%
A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100% B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103% A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118% So, I am proud to conclude, (on behalf of Kara Media) that, with mathematical certainty, while HARD WORK and KNOWLEDGE will get you close, Attitude will get you there, HOWEVER, it's the Bullshit and Ass kissing that will put you over the top.
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