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3월 12일 Root Of All EvilInvestigation 3: Root Of All Evil
Researchers at Kara Media Corporation have been conducting extensive monitoring of everyday life and have drawn to yet another conclusion - this time regarding the root of all evil.
We were aware that women like two things, your time and your money, Therefore we can agree that: women = time x money (W=TxM)
Now time equals money, so the above formula ''women = time x money'' will become: women = money x money (W=m2)
Further research showed that Money is the root of all evil, so money = square root of evil (m= √e)
Therefore, if Money (1m) is the root of evil, to get evil we need to square money. By squaring both sides of the equation, money squared = evil (m2=E)
Now if one were to remember the first equation: Women = money x money (W=MxM)
MxM is M2 so: women = money squared
And Money squared = evil
Thus, we can confirm that:
Women = Evil
When this information was presented to the Head, Alex Kara, a problem occurred to him immediately. He stated that since evil is negative, you cannot have a square root of a negative integer, thus the square root of evil is meaningless, which would mean that money is meaningless, and therefore, by definition, so is time.
So in turn, Kara Media Corporation has proved that Women are evil, and time and money are all imaginary things that have no meaning in life.
Revised by Alex Kara Kara Media Corporation트랙백이 블로그를 참조하는 웹 로그
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